I’m Jen. I am a mom, wife, daughter, friend and often times the bad influence your mom warned you about. I am good with words, numbers and dysfunctional people. I tend to find humor in situations that aren’t really funny and I laugh at my own jokes.
I have a 6 year old daughter named Riley who is awesome (if you don’t believe me, you can ask her yourself) and a husband, John, who is a saint (again, if you don’t believe me…). I married well. He did not. We laugh a lot in our house, mostly at our own jokes.
Some fun facts about me:
I graduated from Michigan State University. If you yell “Go green!” at me I will respond with “Go white!” (especially if you are the guy in front of Whole Foods handing me a flyer about global warming)
I used to own and operate an independent record label. I learned a lot of things during that time of my life including how to survive on coffee and sarcasm.
I don’t drink, smoke or do drugs (anymore). As Ian MacKaye would say “I’ve gone straight edge”.
I love fast cars. “Gone in 60 Seconds” does for me what “Magic Mike” does for most middle aged women.
I am a CPA. Okay, so all of the facts were not really that fun.